Itching
I want
to talk briefly about itching in what will be a lowfalutin blog post.
Itching has been a problem of mine, it seems forever, and has anything but
abated in my old age. I’ve always had skin problems of which itching is the one
that never gets talked about. So now I’ll break into that silence, though I’ll
keep down the volume.
I’ll
start out by saying that it’s annoying to be itching. It’s not on the level of
sharp pain, but it competes with the sort of dull pain one tends to call
“nagging.” It certainly doesn’t get credit for that; it is even on occasion
thought to be a source of humor. Well, that may be true for the little doves I
watch on a ledge outside my window, with beaks constantly busy as if they were dealing
itching under their feathers.
Of the
itching to which I am subjected, there seem to be too varieties. One is a
gentle itch spread over an area of perhaps several inches where you can neither
feel or see something on the skin. The other is focused on a quite small area
and sports either a low bump or has the skin roughed up to some degree. These
are not medical descriptions (I ain’t no doctor no-ways); call the differences
(and their labels) phenomenal, for want of a less fancy label.
Both kinds
are annoying or worse, though in my case the latter are by far the greater evil.
What makes a lesser or greater evil is a combination of the degrees to which
the phenomena are bothersome, a matter that is closely tied to the relative
ease or difficulty to which they are relieved, not to mention gotten rid of.
In my
case—I remind the reader that these remarks are not medical talk, but merely a
small chunk of autobiography. In my case, the invisible itch that affects a
small area of the skin is mostly assuaged, if you can reach the spot, by gentle
rubbing—sometimes permanently, with no guarantee that its like won’t show up
elsewhere.
The
much tougher type is the pointed bump/roughed skin variety. It needs real
scratching or vigorous rubbing; that’s the type that backscratchers are made
for. I have often thought of buying such a contraption, but have refrained from
doing so, convinced that I would scratch myself bloody on more than one spot on
my back.
As it
is, I rub those itches vigorously with a rough towel of Turkish cloth after
coming out of the shower. I have some ointment for those Type II itches that I
can reach, but haven’t found it to
help very much.
In
short itching will be with me, a condition more or less equivalent to a dull
pain, if not as celebrated.